Being a celebrity means you need to have causes. Elton John is gay, so he supports AIDS. Michael J. Fox can’t stop shaking for Parkinson’s, so he hooks that shit up. Britney’s selling her used underwear(like the trash that she is) for Katrina and now Liz Hurley is doing her thing for Breast Cancer. I assume it is because she has breasts. She even went the extra mile to rock a pink dress, and everyone knows that pink is the international breast cancer color. You can’t hate on her, even if she’s aging like Ashlee, because she’s doing good for the people. Everyone’s got someone in their life affected by this shitty disease so go and make a donation. I know you are used to being useless and laughed at, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be a good person!

DONATE MONEY (I have never donated money so I don’t know if this is even where you are supposed to go, you’re on you own on this one baby)

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