Bitch may like to get drunk and we know how crazy drunk girls get. They like getting a nice hard fucking after a night of hard drinking and it’s usually from some stranger they met that night. It feels nice to be loved even if it’s only for a few minutes and by some stranger. That’s not what this post is about, but it is the reason I make may way to clubs 30 mins before the end of the night. I am all for showing the haggard table scrabs a good time, because missing out on an opportunity is one of life’s mistakes. I think Eminem wrote a song about that, and that’s what makes this post all the more relevant to you. Anyway, Kirsten decides to rock a cat ear headband on halloween, I guess in efforts to show people how crazy she is, what she didn’t realize is that we all realized how crazy she was the night she drank a 40 of whiskey and threw up on herself. That’s right, we aren’t laughin’ at how cute your costume is, we are laughing at how you slur your words, you drunken bitch.

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