Do you ever flip through a magazine and think to yourself how badly you want to contact the bitches that grace the ads of the magazines? Yeah, neither have I. But I did come across an American Apparel bitch on Myspace. The beauty of American Apparel is that they get the girls who work in their stores to pose for their ad campaign. The girls do it for free, just happy to help the cult they are part of, and excited that 35 year old drunken mexicans would be jerking off to their pics if they weren’t impotent. I assume that this bitch isn’t one that Dov Charney, the pervert behind the brand’s been shovin’ his dick inside, but when you’re the David Coresh of the motherfucker, you kinda get the chance to get your dick up in all the cooter you pay 7 dollars an hour too, especially the wet backs that work in the factories, or thai sweatshop workers AA now employs since they found it more “Cost Effective”. I don’t have a social consciousness. I support fucking your payroll, and gettin them to prance around in their panties. Dov – Big up yourself.

I am lazy today – not feeling too funny so here’s this bitch VANESSA ON MYSPACE

Be sure to send her dirty messages from me. AND I just contributed to your fame, bitch. CUDDLES.

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