I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

01

Dec

I am – Fergie Grabbin the Cooter

The beauty of being a used up whore is that sometimes you don’t know if your pussy is still in tact or if it’s somewhere on the stage behind you. You know when you get a ravaging case of herpes it can either hurt like shit, or it can numb you junk – so that you don’t even know if it’s still there. Well, an appearance at for a Children’s Charity is always a good place to check, you trashy used up whore. That was for Fergie and I need to sleep, I am runnin off a 3 day binge. I was really not gonna bother updating – but I love you and had no choice. That’s what makes me your stepdad…now have a good sleep and I’ll drive you to soccer practice in the morning.

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