The only thing I really like about Jessica Simpson is the fact that she knows the importance of making her daddy proud. He brought her into the world, and she realizes that. She stayed a virgin for him, she married the guy he wanted her to, she made him a lot of money, all while giving him “happy endings” on the road. I guess now that she’s got a taste of cock, dropped her poofter husband, and realizes her pussy is raging for new cock, she paid a visit to the plastic surgeon for a little lip beefin, and by lips I mean on the mouth not the cooter.

Stop being so gross.

Also spotted at HOLLYWOODTUNA!

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