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2006

31

Jan

Ryan Starr Lingerie Bowl


Some guys like women who look like women, other guys like women with a bit of manliness to them. I am not implying that the guys who like butch’s are fags, I think hangin with a little dainty girl is cute, but I can also see how it gets fucking annoying. So I guess chillin with a bitch who is built like a bus, who likes to wrestle, who’s got a clit the size of a grown man’s thumb and who has a little hair on her chest isn’t the end of the world. After seeing these pics of Ryan Starr at the lingerie bowl, an American idol candidate, I realize that there is a third kind of man, and that is the kind who likes women who look like women from the neck down, and by women from the neck down, I mean a tranny from Brazil, those fuckers always throw me off, but walk like gorillas and have busted up faces. I guess Ryan Starr is to women, what American Idol is to the music industry. It’s 5 am, time to sleep. If there are typos, remember this is the drunkenstepfather, even with the new look.

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