This is definitely the best submission yet. The reason simple. It has bush and it has anus. I love bush and I love anus, but I don’t like bush on anus. This isn’t about me this is about Carmen who wrote this:
I am a 21 year-old Catholic-raised virgin with a filthy mind, I’m English, by the way – although Daddy’s from Italy. Somehow I don’t think he’d approve!
If I was your dad, I definitely wouldn’t approve, but I am your drunken stepfather on the internet, and I want more! But before we take this to the next step, I request a letter from your doctor stating you really are a virgin. Cuz I don’t believe that anyone is a virgin anymore. And I hate Liars.