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2006

12

Apr

I am – Michelle Trachtenberg's Ass Crack

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About 5 year ago, every bitch who worked at a club was rockin’ low rise jeans, showin off their ass crack…There was a whole fucking movement based on showing the top of the ass, and it was called the new cleavage by the sluts who were doing it. Over the last 2 years, bitches everywhere, moved from Ass Crack Cleavage to the no bra, thin cotton shirt…showin the world the circumfrence of and color of their nipples….it was called the American Apparel movement. I don’t know what the next trend’s gonna be, I do know however that Michelle Tachtenberg’s a Jew and it’s Passover because Jew’s like 6 day holidays instead of 3/4 like the rest of the world and she’s showing her asscrack… I am just waking up and I don’t care about her asscrack, I am a much bigger fan of the anus, it’s just an inch away from the babyhole.

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