My only reader sent me a link to a page that posts dead people’s myspace profiles. So, I’m going through it to see if anyone on my list is dead, and I come across this death:

Deaf beauty contest winner Tara McAvoy was walking along the railroad tracks from her Austin, Texas, home to her mother’s workplace, text-messaging family and friends, when a train struck her and killed her

Death isn’t funny, but it’s part of life and something we can laugh at, especially when the death is caused by being a dumb bitch who proves that trains don’t kill people … dumb deaf chicks text messaging family and friends while walking on train tracks kill themselves. It’s pretty obvious that if you’re not blessed with all five senses, try to rely on the ones that work to keep you out of harm’s way … and by harm’s way, I mean speeding trains. I guess the whole beauty pageant thing got to Miss Deaf Texas’ head because Helen Keller never got hit by a train, and that bitch was blind, deaf and mute. I guess this goes to prove to us that some handicaps are smarter than others, I just always slotted them in the same category of retarded because I am ignorant.

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