I don’t even know who this bitch is. I have a feeling she was on Baywatch, only because of her hair and her fake tits, but I could be wrong, I guess I could always do a google search. Ok, so I was completely wrong. She was a competitive skier, moved to the USA, got fake tits and posed for Playboy, since then she’s been in amazing movies like “Boat Trip”, “Out Cold” and 2 episodes of Melrose Place. She’s not even a D-lister. This is the kind of girl you should technically be able bang just being a normal guy, cuz she’s got nothing much going for her, but unfortunately, she’s definitely got some kind of ego and she’ll never sleep with you. It’s like trying to bag a stripper. They have this weird way of thinking that they are better than you, even though they take their clothes of for your money. They think they are some kind of celebrity, or ball of gorgeousness, but when the lights go on, they got more acne scars than your 14 year old cousin. I remember the first time I banged a stripper I didn’t have to pay for, but it did take a year of befriending her and shit, and one night, she got drunk enough to let me stick it in. I mean this was a lifetime ago, but before I had that in, dealing with strippers was a lot like it what it would be like to deal with a Victoria Sivlstedt….in the same level of “bullshit”, any 6 or 7 American chick, thinks she’s a 10 cuz she is the prettiest girl in her highschool, and 80 percent of people in the States are obese, so by virtue of not being obese, they’re unattractiveness makes them better than baggin’ a fat slob, meaning all the good lookin guys run after them, leaving little room for me. They have a a false sense of importance and beauty, a lot like a stripper or a Victoria Sivlstedt. This post makes absolutely no fucking sense….but you probably get what I am saying, bitches who think they are hotter than they are is a real pain in the ass….

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