I am - Christina Ricci's Bikini of the Day

2006

May

I am – Christina Ricci’s Bikini of the Day

I have had a thing for Ricci since The Adam’s Family. I would have gone for her in Mermaids but I like my woman’s age in the double digits. Yeah, that was a lame pedophile joke, deal with it. The truth is I was always into her, I thought she was a good enough actor, only because I don’t know what a bad actor is. Her hair was always black, her skin pale, she smoked and had a few tattoos and I found her teenage angst hot. That was before the suicide girls ruined girls with piercings and tats for me. Thanks Suicide Girls. I thought about jerking off to her enormous tits once, but she doesn’t have those anymore, she chopped them off. Now all we’re left with is a sloppy, small breasted, bad tattooed dirtbag of a celebrity I once loved and I would still bang in a bikini of the day. It is late and I have sleep apnea…