I am watching the American Idol Finale. I just saw the fat girl sing her stupid song, and now the bar act is rockin’ out in a purple blazer. I am not entirely sure what type of bar he performed at, but obviously not a cool one. Paula Abdul is yelling at the audience right now and is obviously medicated or drunk. I know she denies it, but bitch is seriously fucking INSANE. Simon just dissed the gay blazer I dissed, I guess I am really not that insightful. Or maybe we both are and that’s why he gets paid 36 million dollars a season of Idol, and I get a fat welfare check and foodstamps. This post has got nothing to do with American Idol or my poverty, it’s about Liz Hurley in France for Cannes do some kind of photoshoot for a diamond company. This bitch always looks good, even as she gets older and fatter, and makes us all wonder why Hugh Grant was getting head from a tranny hooker when they were dating in the ’90s. I guess he’s just gay. Speaking of Gay, this american idol bitch is lying on the ground singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow, I am sure somewhere over the rainbow that is TV, every gay man watching is wiping a tear off their cheek. Speaking of Gay, her father just was shown crying…..maybe that’s why she’s fat.
Walking to the shoot….
Bonus: Liz Hurley Shows Off Some Leg in Purple
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