I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

25

May

I am – Megan Fox's Boyfriend's Boner of the Day

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And her Boyfriend is Brian Austin Green of Beverly Hills 90210. I just couldn’t write “I am – Brian Austin Green’s Boner” because this is not a gay site, like Perez Hilton and Trent.

Point of the story is that I think I found the next bitch I want to stalk and that is Megan Fox. She’s just not famous enough yet. The girl is fuckin’ hot and is a total dirt bag. She’s rubbin’ off some dude off under the table of a restaurant and there’s no doubt that they are going home together after the meal for a session. I’m not a boner expert by it looks like dude’s rockin’ one in the top pic, not to mention he’s got that creepy boner look on his face while smoking his cigarette. I guess the point of the story is that it is hot to see a girl get dirty. It’s nice when a girl is intune with her sexuality.No one wants an uptight slag who doesn’t accept the fact that we are people who fuck, or a total exhibitionist whore. Because those people aren’t consistent, the uptight girl’s the one who pretty much rapes you behind closed doors, and the exhibitionist bitch won’t let you fuck her. What you want is a consistent girl, who is equally slutty in the bedroom as she is when she’s out and about with you, preferably in tighter jeans than Megan Fox wears, but jeans don’t make a girl. Tits do.

Bonus:

See Her Galleries Here
(She is HOT)

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