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2006

25

May

I am – stepMusic: The Lemonheads

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My man Grover is back with another depressing band. I guess it’s a representation of the state he’s in out in North Carolina, I don’t ask questions partially cuz I don’t care but also because when you get him started he won’t shut up. I am not interested in deep, emotional people but I am definitely not into deep vagina, I like the g-spot to be closer to the rim. Only because I have a small insignificant penis.

I have only known of one person who liked the Lemonheads. She was a crackhead raver who looked like a man and was a virgin. So let’s dedicate this to the 3 Lemonhead fans out there….and move on from here…. to the better stepMusic artists to come.

I’m a big Lemonheads fan. Evan Dando is a junkie, and Jesus obviously condones all drug use, so I had to beg him to let me write about this band. Dando is one of the 300 rock stars who have dated Wynonna Rider. He was also in Heavy with Liv Tyler as Tyler’s gas station attendee boyfriend. My brother who lives in Chicago once saw Dando on the train. He had someone helping him up and taking him around because he was too fucked up to do it himself. It’s interesting though….when you think of drugged out rock stars, you expect them to sound a little tougher, but Evan Dando plays pretty pop songs. Sometimes they’re about girls, sometimes they’re about drugs, but mostly they’re cover songs that he didn’t write. Probably because he was too fucked up to do write something himself. Anyway, I used to be in a band when I was a little younger and the first song I ever played live was “Confetti� from their album It’s A Shame About Ray. Here’s a few tracks from that album. It’s my favorite Lemonheads records and possibly the BEST album of all time. Juliana Hatfield sings and plays bass on it. Juliana Hatfield was once on an episode of My So Called Life where she played a homeless angel that plays guitar. Lame.

Here are some Lemonhead mp3’s for you (right click – save target as – keep them):

The Lemonheads-Mrs. Robinson
The Lemonheads-It’s A Shame About Ray
The Lemonheads-Buddy
The Lemonheads-Rocin’ Stroll
The Lemonheads-Confetti

Bonus: Liv Tyler Lookin’ Good….


Another Bonus: Liv Tyler and Something That Has Seen Her Tits and Pussy

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