I tell you what I want, what I really really want….there’s no better way to start a post than to drop a lyric from the bitch you are posting on’s first album….actually I lied. There are a lot better ways to start a post, but I am not crafty enough to find those ways. If I was, I would be rockin’ pink suits with Jesus embroidered on the back, looking like the biggest cunt in the motherfucking Cannes Film fest cuz it gets you into OK! Magazine. I guess the point of this post is to say that we haven’t heard shit about Mel Brown in years, and considering I was pretty much dating her, and by dating I mean jerking off to their first video chronically when my penis worked, I figured it was necessary for me to post these pics. It’s also nice to see that she can still afford Ed Hardy shirts cuz my step daughter paid 100 dollars for her, which is just insanity.

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