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2006

02

Jun

I am – Rosario Dawson’s Cherries

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We all remember Rosario Dawson from Kids, at least I do. I would watch that movie on repeat everyday, only because I love the concept of teenagers getting AIDS for being irresponsible with their genitals, but I don’t own a copy of it and my video store lost their copy. I used to think Harmony Korine was funny. Then I realized his movies made no sense. Nothing says comedy like watching Casper bang Jenny at the end of the movie, not knowing she’s postivie. What is sad about the movie is that Casper went on to kill himself, Harold Hunter went on to kill himself (OD), and real death doesn’t hold the same level of funny. Favorite scene is when Telly bangs the virgin and says she smells like butterscotch. Speaking of popping cherries, (that was a solid segue) here’s this bitch Rosario playing with some in a photoshoot. I don’t understand why all slutty chicks love cherries and even rock cherry tattoos on their hips but it’s gotta be a big tit thing.

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