I refuse to call them BRANGELINA. Just like I refuse to call BRITNEY SPEARS’ bodyguard the MANNY and just like how I refuse to call TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES’ relationship TOM KAT or BEN AFFLECK and JENNIFER GARNER/JENNIFER LOPEZ’s relationship BENNIFER…or any other ridiculously embarassing name that all you celebrity obsessed readers find witty. They aren’t witty – they are stupid and pretty fucking lame. That means you deserve AIDs along with the cunts who came up with them…..Speaking of CUNTS Angelina’s is probably pretty sore these days. I wonder if she’ll ever whip back to her old shape, always the gamble when getting a bitch pregnant.

Angelina All Full of Cocaine Milk (She used to spend time in Montreal and I met her dealer, he said she used to buy a fucking SHITLOAD of coke, kinda expected though)

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