This no writing thing is a lazy man’s game, and in keeping it up, since people find my site has too much writing, and don’t understand the jokes. I decided to quote Perez Hilton, everyone’s favorite useless celebrity blogger who we all know sat with the fat girls in the school cafeteria growing up. Because everyone seems to think his watered down shitty commentary is worthy of inviting him to celebrity events and pays him enough to have apartments in NYC and LA. Already too much writing but get ready for the punch line – it’s fucking genius.

Hey, water is always better than projectile vomiting

LOL Perez. But it’s not a better than having random men blow their load all over your faggot face is it. CUDDLES.

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