All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.

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