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2006

04

Jul

I am – Remembering Paris Hilton of the Day

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There was once a time when Paris Hilton wasn’t everywhere I looked. It was a time before the sex tape and before she knew how to market her useless self. I have had discussions with people about Paris Hilton’s business sense, because I don’t have much of a personality and I am not a major conversationalist, and the conclusion was always that kinda blurry because I tend to not listen to useless conversation, even when I am involved in them. Last night I witnessed a drunk/psycho driver near my office. Dude drove through an intersection, crossed 4 lanes of traffic, smashed into parked cars, reversed, fled the scene of the accident, flew through another interesection and ended up in someone’s house/front yard. I hope Paris Hilton’s career has that kind of accident soon.

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