When I first looked at these Kevin Bacon pics, I was excited for the motherfucker. I haven’t seen him around in 15 years and the last time I did see him was in the shower fully exposing himself. No, I don’t have that kind of relationship with this dude, it was in a movie. I love how whenever a movie shows full male frontal fags go fucking crazy, like they have never seen a dick before, like they are dick virgins and don’t have a dick of their fucking own. But dick’s not the point of this post, the point is that I thought Kevin was slammin both this bikini bitches, like in that Neve Campbell/Denise Richard’s movie, but realized that the darker haired one is probably 13 years old and I am sure this fucker wouldn’t compromise his nonexistant career for some ripe 13 year old box.

Bonus: While Kevin Bacon Gets Pussy, Tony Danza Gets Groceries