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2006

06

Jul

I am – Victoria Silvstedt Has Work of the Day

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I am sitting at my cardboard box of a desk thinking to myself that this cunt Victoria Silvstedt gets no work and is a glorified escort who lets midget billionaire Greek men go down on her in public. She’s a ex Playboy model and was in a movie but lets face it, that didn’t make her enough money to sustain herself. I am not saying that she’s the kind of whore who fishes for the 25 dollars you just threw into a shit filled toilet bowl as payment for licking your dirty ass cuz she’s that desperate. When I found out she had a legal team in France who threatened us, I realized the money must be coming in fron somewhere. Now my questions have been answered as we have proof of bitch working. She is doing a commercial for Axe in the UK. This shit’s high fucking profile. I wonder if she does comic book conventions and bar mitzvah’s. Grab your first titty here Herschel. Motherfuckers.


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