In this picture it looks like this slag is retarded. I am talking Chris Burke retarded. It also looks like bitch has just finished playing with rocks in the backyard, screaming “I want to go to disneyland” over and fucking over, but since she’s retarded, it’s easy to convince her retarded self that she was just at disneyland last week, when in reality she was left in Wal Mart for a couple hours, when her parents wanted a break.

Retards are easy to manipulate. I remember telling this black retard named Kevin who was part of some work program at the drug store I stocked shelves at. I found out he had a crush on a cashier, so I would tell him about her nipple ring and how you she liked to be grabbed.

Kevin, being a retard, had little self control, and they caught him jerking off at the magazine rack screaming the cashier’s name. I like to think I had something to do with his behavior, mainly because I am an asshole. But that was a long time ago, I am better now.

Point of the post is to say Kate Hudson’s Retarded.

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