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2006

22

Jul

I am – Nicole Richie in a Bikini of the Day

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I had some useless commentary to make about how women who lose weight become sluts, but realized I have said that before and would hate to repeat myself. I also wanted to talk about grown women with little girl bodies but couldn’t really find an angle. I was going to say something along the how the hormones in food are making girls develop huge tits at a young age so now people with little girl fetishes have to look to 25 year old skinny bitches to get off since 10 year olds have bigger tits than their lactating wife.

But I didn’t know where to take it from there. I know that in my time girls had no tits, they were all thin like Nicole Richie because fast food wasn’t the way it is now. I don’t think she’s too skinny and I am sure she’s a rockin’ good time in bed. I don’t have a little boy fetish, but bitch has hips and looks more womanly that someone 50 lbs heavier with cellulite and a shovel for you to dig with. The reason you have to dig, is cuz it’s a fucking treasure hunt just trying to find her pussy. When you marry a 337 pound woman, banging a small ass that makes you feel like a little more of a man is a good thing, not that I could bang a small ass if I wanted to, with the impotency and shit, but you know what I am saying….life’s about balance and to dis her for having a hot thin body is a waste of time, because we all know, thin is hot and you’re not….

Bonus….Candid Pics….

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