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2006

25

Jul

I am – Jack's 15 Year Old Daughter of the Day

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I am watching the movie Cocktail, I rented it to cheer me up and it’s done the opposite. I remember watching it while drunk in the 80s thinking how fucking cool being a resort bartender would be, all the horny tourist bitches, the booze, the money, the beach and the goodtimes, but being Mexican meant I would only get work cleaning toilets and doing lawn maintenance. This movie is all about Tom Cruise knocking up some rich girl on the beach and falling in love with her and shit. I didn’t realize it was this dramatic. My favorite part is when his friend kills himself, the only problem is that he doesn’t bring the rest of the cast down with him. I was told that Jack’s daughter is the blond one. She is hot for a 15 year old. I think she’s the kind of girl you would want to get in tight with right now, she is a longterm investment, because she’s pretty much has some pretty good things comin her way.

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