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I am – Elisha Cuthbert in Cars With Boys of the Day


I have spent many nights with street whores, or what I like to call the “REAL DEALâ€?. Some of the more intense relationships in my life have been with prostitutes and that is not because I fear commitment or because I find STDs exciting, but because I like victims of society, it reminds me of how fucked up the world is, but more importantly of my life on the streets, feeding my dog banana peels and spending days jacked on crystal banging the useless filth most people are scared of. In my time, I have both learned a few tricks and met a few tricks, Elisha Cuthbert wasn’t one of them….

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