So this is the kind of think I do for my readers. I was emailed by one of you asking me to send my Myspace message to this bitch who always posts bulletins by “creeps” trying to “come on” to her on Myspace. I sent the message I posted on here last week and today she posted this bulletin. I don’t know whether I should be happy being the sketchiest myspace message of all time, according to some useless slag, or if I should be scared of losing my myspace profile for not respecting the rules. I think I will just stick to thinking this is an achievement cuz it takes talent to be this fucking sketchy, and remember the point of all this is to say, people take themselves way to fucking seriously. This is the internet…not real life.
Date: Aug 9, 2006 3:24 PM
Subject: sketchiest myspace message OF ALL TIME
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..and my profile is officially now set to private. I dont even have commentary for this one… Tom might though b/c i forwarded it to him. What a sick fuck. Enjoy.
“you are way out of my league.
but I can still jerk off to your myspace pics.
and I am.
that the irony of the internet.
youd never give me the time of day in person,
but here i am practically fucking your face
so I dont want you to get all freaked out..
I wont get you pregnant.
I am wearing a condom.With Love,
jesus martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com”
Visit Her MYSPACE
I just made you famous, bitch. (I had to write that, it’s my catch phrase….)
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