I don’t actually cover news stories on this site because I do not watch/read/listen to the news. I do this to keep as ignorant as possible because with ignorance comes a pure uneducated opinion that is usually a lot funnier than someone who pretends to know what’s up. I used to hate the motherfuckers I’d run into or sit next to in coffee shops who would run their mouths off on shit they knew nothing about. They act like political analysts when all they know is what they see/read/hear. I think those are the same people who ran home and started a blog when their immediate friends dropped them as friends because everytime they got together dude would talk about some CNN shit no one cares about. That said, this isn’t really a news story. There was a forrest fire in St Tropez and these are some pics taken from the beach. I only looked at them, hoping to see tits, because let’s face it, I fucking love tits so much that they make me do research on a news story. This fucked with my whole plan of staying ignorant and it isn’t the first time a set of tits made me do something I promised myself I’d never do. Unfortunately, after looking at the pics, there aren’t any tits at all. There aren’t even any hot bitches, just an old dude and his fat wife. So now I am hurting for tits, if any of you are girls or have girlfriends send in some nudes of them. I don’t make money off the site and tits make it all worth my time. Don’t bother sending pics that aren’t of you or your girlfriend either, because I have google too and I can search up Amateur Porn just as well as you can. I know this isn’t a funny post, I didn’t throw in one fucking joke. I shoulda thought it through a little better than I did, but I guess we can’t change the past, can we?

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