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My doctor told me that I am a wounded bird and that wounded birds do not attract a good women. He told me that good women go for guys without baggage and who seem in control of their lives. The women who go for the wounded birds usually have “daddy issues” and are trying to be maternal and controlling so going after a weak person makes them happy. I don’t know why he thinks I am a wounded bird or why he’s giving me relationship advice. I went to see him for a Hepatitis shot. I am married, I found my dream woman, and by dream I mean nightmare, but that’s technically a dream, just a scary one and more importantly, I am not a wounded bird, I am only weak when it comes to walking up stairs and any physical activity and I don’t attract any women period. Point of all this is to say that my selection of links today are like a wounded bird, but you can’t do better and if you think that you can do better, send them my way, you cocksucker.
NEYO is Some Black Dude Who Sings, This is Him Getting a Censored Blowjob from Some Slut. I Guess There’s No Way of Proving It Since All Black People Look the Same and This Could Really Be Jamal from the KFC Down the Street for all We Know.
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Mariah Carey See Through Dress
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Heather Locklear is Wearing a See-Through Skirt
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DJ AM, Here’s Pics of your Ex-Fiance with her New Cock…That’s Right, He’s Fucking Your Pussy, How Does That Make You Feel?
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Bai Ling is a Useless Cunt, Here Are Some Pics of Her
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Pictures of Paris Hilton in September’s Blender. I Would So Fuck This Girl Without a Condom. Let’s Face It, She’s Hotter Than ANYONE You’ve Banged and Rich People Cant Get AIDS (Remember Magic Johnson….his Johnson Really isn’t so Magical, since he score the hivvies but his Immune System is…. bet no one’s ever said that before)
Hot or Not: Summer Altice
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Her Name is Ali Bastian and She Wears Bikinis and I don’t
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There’s Something Special About a Picture of Pregnant Lesbians in Love:
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I like what GUEST says to this Slut
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In Japan, Britney Spears is Too Rude and a Threat to the Nation’s Young
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For Those of You Having Trouble Meeting That Special Lady, Order a Whole Person Frozen a Preserved With Care
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Mischa Barton’s Got Some Busted Up Legs…
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Playboy Released Some Book on Lingerie, Thanks To The Internet, You Don’t Have to Buy It….
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I mentioned a Teenage Pregnancy on Myspace. This is her Profile, She’s 19, It Counts
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Here’s a Reformed Gay Man Showing His Techniques on How To Become Straight. He’s Not That Crazy. I’d Totally Invite Him Over For Sunday Night Dinner, I’d Even Let Him Babysit My Kids, That’s Just The Kind of Guy I am
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Hipster’s Getting Dirty in Jello
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The Tale of Two Vaginas Is Totally Hot In Theory. Bitch Shouldn’t Be Anonymous, I Want to Know How Fat She Is
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Kobe Thai is a Pornstar and Here She Is Teaching Us How To Pack – Video
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In Proof that Vice is Garbage of the Day, This is their Do and they Think this Corky Retard Bitch is Hot. Good Thing they Dissed the Guy’s Outfit so hard and Called Him a Catatonic Fetus, which I guess is the Opposite of a Dancing Fetus with Great Conversation skills. I can Admit that This Corky Retard Bitch is Pretty Hot for a Corky Retard Bitch and I Think I Banged This Corky Retard Bitch when I was the Orderly at the Corky Retard Home. Corky Retard Bitch is the Word of the Day.
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Classy Myspace 14 year old, Pretending to be 16 GO
Same Myspace Girl Showing Her Ass GO
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