I used to hate these cunts. I used to get annoyed when the media started saying that they were hot. I got more annoyed when the masses of people who listen to what the media say followed their lead and started saying they were hot too. We were stuck with a society of people who thought 2 ugly bitches were hot all because some asshole fucked up in the editing room somewhere 2 years earlier. Either way, it reminded me of when I was in grade 7 and all the dudes I hung out with were into this girl who had grade 9 titties but looked like a fucking alien. I am talking a real fucking alien, with no chin, repressed eyes and horse hair. Bitch was built like a dude and probably weighed in 10 lbs more than I did. But being the 13 year old immigrant new to the school and unsure of myself or the english language, I went along with this shit. I used to obsess over this nasty bitch with the dudes in my class and thanks to all of us, this acne scab of a girl had a false sense of beauty. Now I don’t know where this thing is today, but I do know that it must have been a horrible reality check when she found out that she was a bloody shit stain on sexy later in life. I am a firm believer that ugly people need to know they are ugly to prepare themselves for the horrible society we live in. I am on a mission to let ugly people who think they are hot know the truth for the better of all people.

That said, I think the Olsen twins look fucking hot. I want to get both of them pregnant with my mouth at the same time. I want to be in on spending their hundreds of millions of dollars on luxurious things like new jogging pants and a new liver, I want to help encourage their drug addiction and eating disorders, but only after I am made beneficiary in their will. That’s the story I heard.

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