Mung, a reader of the site who you can see in the comments. I am all for posting pretty much anything, so this is what he had to say.
Well Jesus…today you inspired me. You made me realize that when you put your mind to things you can achieve your goals. So I quit my assistant managers job @ A&W. I am 27 years old and I dropped out of school in grade 10 to pursue my interest in hallucinogens and barbituates. I want to thank you for making me realize that if I put my mind to it I can achieve my goal of some day becoming an independent reader/writer/photographer for a website that pulls in traffic of 21 readers per day. Because of your inspiration I have decided to repay you by making your website the #1 website on the internet.
It seems like your website has done quite well in the last couple of months and my goal as a degenerate fucking loser is to make your website much better and get more traffic to your site than that fucking homo Perez Hilton’s. In order to do this I have decided to arrange a slandrous campaign that will defame him and make his website obsolete. I will do this by sending you some photos of him engaging in sexual activity that is not acceptable to society. These photos will be coming to you tonight. Please note that I am not the paparazzi but these photos are 100% real!!! They were taken after the MTV Video Awards last night and feature him in some rather risque situations. You may want to keep these under cover, but knowing you, you will probably put them in a post and slander this fucking ass clown like he should be slandered. I am not saying I hate fags, but I hate fags. I wish it was the 1870’s again so we can burn this fuckin buttpirate at the stake and dance around him while dousing him in gasoline chanting “burn you fucking homo bitch, burn”.
Fuck him and his pink webpage. There is a new blog king in town and his name his Jesus Martinez. These pics will be coming to you around 7:30PM tonight, and beware, as they are extremely graphic.
Sincerely (your dearest reader, writer, and newest paparazzi photographer),
MUNG
Thanks Mung. You sure editing the Gay Porn pics wasn’t just a convenient excuse to look at gay porn? Now Click Some Motherfuckin’ Links….
I decided to do these steplinks drunk.
Perez Hilton at the VMAs with Paris Hilton Looking Fucking Disgusting Making His Internet Success Make Sense. Good Looking People Don’t Blog…..
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LastNightsParty Does NSFW Hipster Cokeslut Pics…
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Here’s some slut named Sandy getting all Naked and Shit
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Check out this site, They do good things, Like Link Me….
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Liz Hurley Shows Off her Panties When The Wind Blows Up Her Dress
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stepPHOTO of the Day
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Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz Tells Jossip He Fucks Ashlee Simpson in Not So Many Words GO
Myspace Picture of the Day
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Another Myspace Picture of the Day
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Flickr Picture of the Day
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Photobucket Picture of the Day
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Here are Some Pics of Schindler’s List Star: Sarah Silverman. I fucking HATE Sarah Silverman. And She’s Ugly. If She Was Hot I Wouldn’t Care Whether She Was Funny.
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Hot Old Woman Picture of the Day
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Take the Plushie Survey If You Are a Man Who Likes Fucking People Dressed Like Stuffed Animals
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If You Are Wondering What a Plushie is: Read This
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A whole truckload of Amateur Girls Being Slutty Pics
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Playboy’s Real Desperate Housewives
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I can only get hard for bitches in Halloween Costumes…..
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Since you all know I am a Huge Sports Fan, Here’s a 720 DUNK.
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The Nike McFly Campaign Commercial….
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Flavia Alessandra’s Playboy Shoot in Video
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Jessica Pears Gallery – She’s Some Kind of Hooker Cuz She Gets Paid to Be Sexy….
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stepMUSIC: The Editors on Craig Ferguson
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Raymi The Minx Shows TIT
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Some Ugly Dude Wants the World To Make Him Famous. I Help Where I can.
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Dear Jesus,
Oh crap, I thought these went out like 8 hours ago. Now they are stale & shit.
You can now bid on the
very crap they confiscated from you at the airportHow to
get Latrell Spreewell off. Literally.NFL Cheerleader Spread from Maxim Magazine
A damn funny car chase. Involving cop car Vs.
BikeHere is what hirsutism looked like 90
years ago before daisy razors and hair bleaching became vogueKevin Federline’s
Lose Control VideoThis is who Bobby Brown
is doing now.Cameron Diaz & Drew Barrymore. Muy
Fea.Federline is doing three episodes of
EntourageFor
sale on Ebay, Brittney’s half eaten sandwich. Bonus 1/2 Federline’s corndog.He beat cancer, now Lance
Armstrong now tackles herpes & aids.All From L‘
Have a good long weekend. Don’t die.
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