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2006

05

Sep

I am – Rachel Stevens and Stephen Dorff Overuse the Name Steven of the Day

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I remember this dude from 3 episodes on Roseanne. I was a huge Roseanne fan and Roseanne was just…huge. Anyway, I don’t actually remember Stephen Dorff, he’s too much of a no name for me to remember especially from his stint on Roseanne, but I do know how to use IMDB, I have a website and it would be really negligent on my part if I didn’t know how to use it. I definitely remember the bitch Rachel Stevens though. She was in S-Club 7 and walked around in a bikini. She was the hot one with a slammin’ body. By the looks of these pics, seems like Rachel’s been drinking enough wine to throw her bikini body into the recycling bin with her empty bottles. That’s how the downward spiral starts, eventually the daily hangover leads to greasy foods, sweet foods and more booze….If Rachel Steven’s stays on this alcoholic path, she’s going to end up fatter than Roseanne was in 1989 when Dorff sucked her love handles for a part in the show. Did you like how that came full circle. I impress myself too, sometimes.

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Bonus: The Slag at an Event

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