I realize that this site isn’t growing. That people aren’t commenting. That I can’t get to 10,000 friends on Myspace when I was aiming or 1,000,000. That traffic hasn’t grown. That I am not making money so I am seriously planning on dropping the project like Jack Osborne dropped the nut into Kimmy Stewart back when she had implants because it has become BORING for me.

I am not going to lie, I go to sites like DListed and dude gets 100 comments per post. I get 4. I have been doing this a year longer than him. I hate being the whimpering asshole, and I really wouldn’t have much else to do with my time, however I’d rather do nothing with my time and get nothing in return for it than run around the internet 12 hours a day struggling to write funny posts and get nothing in return for it. It’s called beating a dead horse with your dick.

That said, Stepfather is officially for sale, I am going to be applying for a real job. Tell your friends.

Love Jesus

Bonus: The Disaster on Jack’s Back is Like the Disaster That This Site Is

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