I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

12

Sep

I am – Javine is a Slag I've Never Heard of…of the Day

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This is proof that all it takes to get posted on my site is for you to walk around in a mesh top with a bra/nipple exposed. I have no idea who this british dirtbag is, but I am guessing she’s semi-famous there because she’s on the paparazzi message boards. Either way, I am keeping with my UK theme of the day from Lohan in London, to Beckham in NYC and some no-name Lady Isabella to this. The site’s going down the sewer, something the British never had until recently, toilets used to be buckets in the corner of their bedroom and that’s all I have to say about that.

On a side-note, I fucking hate the pot smoking culture. You smoke pot, we get it. There’s nothing more obnoxious than head shops, decorative bongs, or people with pictures of themselves with bud on myspace. I have nothing against smoking or drugs and I like to think I encourage all forms of drug use, I just have something against people trying to show it off to come across as being “cool” or because they have nothing going on in their lives. There’s nothing wrong with identifying yourself as a drug user, but when it becomes all you talk about – it gets boring..especially when your stories start of like this “I smoked 8 joints, drank 14 beers and ripped a 40 bag it was so crazy….” I don’t care about how many lines it took you to do whatever it is that you did…I just want to see the pictures of the girls who you got in mesh shirts/showing off their nipples and their bras like this cunt Javine.

If that wasn’t enough post for you, here’s the weirdest stepCOMMENT of the day….

Interesting, but navigation system is a little bit confusing
Don?t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don?t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Take care of it and keep it on the road!
Interesting, but navigation system is a little bit confusing
This is a cool site! Thanks and wish you better luck! Brilliant but simple idea.

Here are some Pot Myspace Profile that I hate:

Miss Hightimes 2006
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NORML – National Organization of Reformed Marijuana Laws
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420 Bros Make Decorative Bongs
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