Multi-tasking Paris Hilton isn’t only a drunk driver, charity event attendee, reality TV star, porn star, recording artist, perfumerie, night club, chain of boutique hotels, but also a model for her scary tranny friend Amanda Lepore. Speaking of whores. I was coming home late last night and some girl in a BMW was walking into my ghetto building. When she was unlocking the front door she asked me if I knew someone in the building before letting me in, I am guessing she thought I was going to rape her. I said that I had been living there for 6 years with my wife and girls and bitch said that she had been here 3 years and has never seen me. So I said that it was because I wasn’t on a whore’s schedule. The reality of all this is to say that she lives in a ghetto apartment, comes in at 4 am at night, drives a BMW, how could she not be a whore. She wasn’t very good lookin definitely a little fat. I guess she has a BMW because of her work ethic. You know what that means… lots of dick, just like Paris. Cuddles.

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