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2006

16

Nov

I am – College Kid 15 Minute Sex Tape that Sucks of the Day

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I still don’t think I am a porn peddler because I post pictures/video of people having sex. I make social commentary about people and some of the things people do is fuck. Unfortunately, you aren’t one of those people, but don’t worry masturbating can be funny too, especially when you are 30 and your mom walks in on you in the bathroom with a pair of her panties in your hand.

This site is already blacklisted at most schools, work and libraries, so I guess if you and my 10 other readers are reading this post at home where sex videos are allowed. So in this video you will see 2 college kids making a sex tape in a dorm room after 8 minutes of the girl sucking in bed, the dude’s roomate shows up and goes to bed next to the couple. That doesn’t stop them from continuing to have bed sex while the roomate “sleeps” in his bed next to them. It’s pretty obvious that the roomate doesn’t really have to wake up early. He’s just a pervert who pretends he has to wake up early just wants to watch his boy slam. The video is too short to determine whether he’s hard for his roomate like a little faggot or hard for the girl and jealous his roomate is up in her or just hard for watching 2 people fuck, but we all know he could have waited an extra 10 minutes to let buddy finish.

I remember being drunk at a party once, and a friend of mine had seduced a fat girl in white pants and got her back to the bedroom. When I say that this bitch was fat, I mean fat, she was even bigger than my wife, and I know that means nothing for you because I don’t have a picture of my wife, but she is one of those fat girls you see on the motorized scooter with the oxygen tank fat, which works out nicely for me because she gets disability from the government. But that’s not the point, the point is that I was at this party and I snuck in the room while he was mackin’ on her. He probably started fingering her cuz the room started to smell like piss and eggs and rotting rodents and that’s when I started gagging and coughing, outting my peepin’ ways and landingthe nickname “night hawk” for about 6 months after that. True story.

Either way, this is probably the worse sex tape I have ever seen and the bitch keeps complaining how much the sex hurts but if someone took the time to edit this down to the 30 seconds with the roomate this would be bigger than the shitting in the hot tub video and in keeping up with shitty content check it out the video by clicking this link GO

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