I still don’t know if this Abi Titmuss site is real. I have a feeling that it isn’t, because no one ever emails me so the chances of some big breasted UK porn lookin’ bitch emailing me is really unlikely. What is more likely is that some dude from the UK started up some fan site and is trying to make as much money as possible before getting sued by the real Abi Titmuss, who is too busy ripping lines and sucking dick to send emails. Some readers have signed up and emailed me that it’s a scam, but either way I have this Titmuss interviews Jodie Marsh interview…..

Abi Titmuss interviews Jodie Marsh for Drunken Stepfather

Hi Jodie, and thanks for agreeing to do this interview with me. To get things started how about yo tell everyone a little about yourself.
Ok, Hi Abi and everyone reading this, I guess I’m famous for being a sex crazy page 3 girl who can’t keep her clothes on! I burst on the scene when I started showing up at film premiers wearing next to nothing.

You mean like the belt dress? Where did you get that idea from?
Its cliché I know but I didn’t have anything to wear so I wrapped a belt around my boobs, just so it covered my nipples. It looked so good that I though I’d try it with two belts one over each shoulder! It worked! And it got it me on the front cover of some tabloids so it was all good baby!

Tell me about your sexual past and your sexual preferences. What rocks you in bed.
Group sex! I love the feeling of being completely fucked. My best sexual experience (sorry Abi, even better than the one on video with you and Matt) was years ago in a barn with 4 guys and another girl. I got the fucking of my life and I’ll never ever forget it. I couldn’t walk for two days!

You are so rude, I’ve never done it with four men at once! I’ve done it with two though so I kind of know what you mean. Talking of rude girls, tell me about your famous ongoing row with Jordan.
Its all one sided. I admit that I don’t like her but she absolutely hates my guts. I think its because everyone knows that her tits are fake and mine are real. Also, Jordan never really got to grips with the fact that she is no different to every other glamour girl. She’s just wank fodder like all glamour girls are. One of the reasons I’m happy is that I know guys wank off to my photos and videos and I love it. I haven’t got any ideas above my station!

If you could do anything differently in your life what would you do?
I would not have done celebrity big brother. I hated it.

What would you do if you bumped into Pete Burns now?
I think I’d kick him in the nuts and run. He’s a nasty piece of work.

Any advice for any girls that want to get into the industry?
You mean the celebporn industry that you and I are in? Just make sure you keep control of your own stuff. If you start making sex videos just make sure that you don’t let them fall into the wrong hands. Look at Paris Hilton. Even though money isn’t a problem for her I bet she would rather have been in control of the situation than get treated like she did.

I hate Paris Hilton, I think she’s an air head. Are you telling me you like her?
Hell no! I can’t stand her anymore than anyone else can. I just think that she was taken for a ride, literally, over that video tape and now the corporate big guys are making all the money which isn’t fair.

Yeah, I know what you mean. She’s still a dumbo though! Looking forward, what does the future hold for Jodie Marsh?
I’m looking forward to the reaction to the hardcore video I’ve done with you for your website. I think all the guys out there are going to love it. If it is popular I’ll probably do some more. I know our mate Linsey fancies doing some with us as well so thats something to think about.

Any special messages for the Drunken Stepfather readers?
Keep wanking guys! We love ya for it!

Thanks Jodie, you horny little bitch!

If you want to see me in action, and get all of my hardcore photos and videos visit my very own official website TotallyTitmuss where you can download my porn films including my new XXX video with Jodie Marsh, watch me get naked and fuck for you, as well as read my own horny personal blog.

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