I am a fan of breasts of all variety, that means that I am not dissing Alyssa Milano for having stretch marked titties, I am just pointing out that she has stretch marked titties. It’s very easy to be a scared virgin celebrity blogger with a knowledge of HTML and a fear of the outside world to post pics of celebs and point out their flaws, but I am realistic and I look at my wife’s disgusting stomach, tits and ass daily and I’d still stuff her like a turkey if I had the needed erections. It’s a whole beggars can’t be choosers, I have no standards or taste kind of thing. I couldn’t even imagine a girl as successful as Alyssa Milano even signing an autograph for me, so I can sit her and shit on her, which I do in most of my sexual fantasies, or I can be realistic and accept that she’s way out of my league, even though she’s a stretch mark tittied, hairy troll of a woman…

Speaking of tits, I left Starbucks and when I got up to put on my jacket, the woman in then chair behind me was breastfeeding her kid. I didn’t realize what she was doing so I stared at her for 45 seconds before figuring out what was going on. I am sure part of her thought I was a pervert while the other part of her loved the fact that I was staring at her tit because reality is, she’s an exhibitionist otherwise she’d feed her kid in the bathroom. That’s the story I heard.

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