I am not sure who Kelly Brook is but this is her Upskirt from last night outside some restaurant with her boyfriend….

The paparazzi are fucking crazy on these upskirt shots, they obviously see a girl in a dress sitting in a car and they start fucking drooling, hoping for the next hot picture….It reminds me of the Asian man I saw standing outside an electronics store late last night. He had so much desire in his eye and that printer/scanner/copier combo was heaven to him. It reminded me of myself back in Mexico as a kid, looking in the window of the food store because I as so fucking hungry and my mother was too busy turning tricks to feed me or when i was a young teenager in the USA looking at the video game systems in the local toy store that my ultra-baptist parents wouldn’t let me play because they were fucking crazy or when I was older and I’d grab a coffee near the the strip club trying to sneak a peak of the girls heading into work so I knew who to offer money to sleep with later than night, because lets face it, paying for sex is better than paying for lap dances, covercharge, drinks and coat check. The paparazzi remind me of when i was homeless standing outside the liquor store, looking in the window, hoping some nice person would just walk out with a mickey of booze for me….like Kelly Brook brought the upskirt to them…

This post may not make sense, I am half asleep….

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