Here are some pics of Elizabeth Hurley at the Harrod’s Beach and Children’s Wear Launch in London on December 6th.

I used to work at a carpet store until my boss got caught jerkin off in window display on the persian rugs, but that’s only because expensive tapestry drove him crazy, motherfucker loved the product he was selling so fucking much that it got him off. me up the fucking wall.

I used to know a guy who loved things in his ass. All he would ever talk about was how awesome it felt and no matter how disgusted we were by his stories, we’d always be impressed with some of the shit he shoved up in his junk. He happened to work in a restaurant on breakfast shift and he fucking loved his job…so much that he’d shove the kitchen utensils in his ass why cooking. One day he got caught shoving a strip of breakfast sausages in his ass and he got fired…I didn’t think it was a big deal, it’s not like he was shoving pancake batter up his ass and farting it out on a pan….

Either way, I only wish this post did what carpets did for my boss, or what pancake mix did to my cook friend. These tits are floppy and the lady is in her 40s and that’s okay if you’re 60 which I’m not.

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