I am from the school that if you’ve seen it once you’ve seen it a million times. I never understood dudes who got married because they just had to loook at the same naked bitch over and over again until they died. I thought that the first time you banged was probably going to be the best because she was on roofies and landing a second date would be next to impossible. Not to mention the world is full of ready and willing fat chicks who don’t get any male attention, so if you don’t want to push you roofies luck, like a armed robber who doesn’t know when to stop robbing because it’s so easy until he gets caught kind of thing. That was before I got married and had to share a bed with a beast of a woman everynight because for some reason, when life was down in the dumps, I thought I was in love. That said, I feel like I am married to Paris based on the number of times I have seen her tits and the number of times I’ve watched the sex tape, the benefit of maintaining this one-sided love affair is that I don’t have to listen to the smut that comes out of her useless mouth but also because I will never land the herpes I read she had.

Either way, here’s her nipple again…and I realize that I am posting yesterday’s content tonight at 1 am, I was too busy shoving my new iPHONE up my ass. I guess that’s one of the perks of running the hottest site on the internet that doesn’t make me money. Cuddles. PS – I love that everyone is hard over Paris’ nipples, I’m way more into her strong hand.

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