I don’t know a whole lot about bra’s but whatever bra Paris is wearing, it’s working….

I don’t know a whole lot about make-up, although I once told some bitch in a club that I was a make-up artist to get her to come home with me. I told her that I worked on 90210 and was in town for the weekend, it was the 90s, she was 18 and easily impressed. Unfortunately for her, I never did follow-up with the producer of the show to get her that role I promised her, but I did give her a slammin bout of genital warts, she shoulda insisted on the condom….I admit when I ran into her 10 years later and she laughed in my face it hurt as much as the pre-cervical cancer laser treatments hurt her….

Speaking of no condoms here’s some Paris Hilton action. I guess I could rip into her for looking having a face that doesn’t match her tits like she was a circus performer, but we all know that with feet like that she’s obviously a clown…unfortunately for us however, her circus performance doesn’t take place in the bedroom, that frigid scared looking girl who doesn’t know how to use a dick in her video, could have learned a lesson or two from my french 90210 slut who banged me for my lies, I remember her being one of the better experiences of my life because she wasn’t a prostitute, well at least not a real one, she was more of a girl who took opportunities, she just lost out on the deal….

Enough with these stories, I don’t feel a need to relive the past, when I can enjoy a set of Paris Hilton pics for a change…..Cuddles.

PS – She’s wearing fishnets….

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