I met a stripper at a strip club, I never got a lap dance from her because I couldn’t afford one, that’s because you fuckers don’t buy my t-shirts. Anyway, I got to talking with her when she was trying to lure me into the back room to steal the little money I do have and I asked if she had a boyfriend. She started complaining to me that she can’t meet a good guy because she works too much and that the guys she meets at work are just dirtbags who want to grab her tits and ass for money….

So I decided to start up my own kind of reality tv show without the TV to help her find love. We traded email addresses and I’m ready to launch this. I haven’t figured out the rules of the contest, but I’ll just have to start it here.

I have seen this girls stage show and it’s pretty fucking life-changing, mainly because she takes off her underwear on the first song, and no girl ever shows box on the first song, but it turns out that her mother was a stripper so maybe it’s just genetic. I’ll try to get you video in the next installment of “You Can Date A Stripper”….

If you want to date this stripper, send your pics, videos, bios and we’ll choose a winner eventually to THIS EMAIL

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