I was just watching Porky’s, I haven’t seen this movie in a long fucking time and there’s all kinds of pussy in it. Hairy Pussy. The kind of pussy I like. The gym teacher who grabs the dudes cock in the shower looks a lot like my wife did when we first met, since then she’s let herself go. If she still had that tight(er) body I probably wouldn’t have psychologically blocked erections…I know to the average person that bitch is disgusting, but I have never really had any standards….

I know that there’s some asshole posting in my comments pretending to be my young hot wife standing at 5 ft 9 and weighing 118 praising me for owning her box and offering me non-stop blowjobs. I would like to ask that person to step forward, because despite the fact that you aren’t really my wife, it doesn’t mean you never will be….

Here’s someone I don’t want to have as a wife caught with her pants down on the site of some shitty movie called Hottie and Nottie. Obviously this is not the first time, because let’s face it she’s a slut. If this was the Golden Globes she’d win best cunt we’ve all seen get fucked….

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