I just got home and I am drunk. I didn’t drink very much but I took allergy medication cuz I couldn’t breathe out of my nose and it fucked me up. Adding booze to the mix made it so much better. The night was a blur and I only had 3 drinks. I guess it doesn’t matter, I came home to find one of my readers trying to upstage me and I have no problem helping him outshine me because I am kinda bored of all this writing all the time and this dudes out fucking whores with dildos, something I’ve never been able to pull off all these years because sex toys were always way out of my budget and the one time I made one at home out of candle girls would get skeptical about rockin it. I think it was all the grime it was covered in, but that’s not the point, the point is that allergy pills and booze make a great fucking combo, but don’t talk my word for it…I heard it may kill you which wouldn’t be so bad cuz no one will notice you’re gone….

Here’s that comic strip.

Mr. Chris’s Comics. Episode 1: Neal’s Sisterly Love. See what you think. Was bored at work and couldn’t decide whether to go masturbate to the Sears catalog in the office bathroom, or tell a story with pretty pictures of fat strippers and dildos (all my photos).

They’re sequential…so you know…start with Frame 1. Enjoy. If you post it make sure to include the whole TOO BE CONTINUED….type of thing. I didn’t have time to finish the whole story, started fantasizing about the down syndrome chick who works at the Starbucks in our building….what I need to do is get some pictures of that…mmmmmmm…down syndrommmmmeee……

-Mr. Chris

To Be Continued…

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