I am tired of hearing people call Fergie a tranny. I am sure I am guilty of doing it in the past too, because she is more muscular than me, but that’s not saying much because the fat dude on the motorized cart in Wal Mart is more muscular than me. This bitch dances like a fool all the fucking time and she’s probably replaced her meth addiction with working out. Her clit may be the size of a 2 year old’s cock, or my cock for that matter, but I am pretty fucking sure she’s a girl. She’s got a dress on and that’s good enough for me.

If I was in a bar and she came up to me offering a blowjob for some meth a few years ago, I would have accepted. But that’s not saying much because I have no standards.

What I do know is that the same joke on repeat is called beating the dead horse with your dick and although it may feel good, it’s going to give you Aids. So stop, she’s got a vagina, get over it.

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