I fucking hate the merchants in my part of town. I went to get cigars a couple of nights ago, only to be overcharged, and that pissed me off so I threw them back in the asshole’s face and demanded my money back. Then I went to a shitty restaurant for 3 dollar chili because I am never too poor for chili and the fuckers were sold out. So I went to a sandwich place around the corner and they closed at 2:30 because it’s friday and the lazy whores want to go home and watch Tyra or some shit, so I went to another sandwich place and they were out of fucking bread, because I guess having bread isn’t a priority when you sell fucking sandwiches so I ended up at a corner store where I bought a can of tomato soup. I feel like there were more annoyances but I’d rather talk about Drew Barrymore.

She’s busted like an old pick-up truck, she wears her bikini as decent as any fat dude wears a bikini and she looks a little better than she did a few weeks ago, but that’s like saying your shit today was sexier than last weeks shit because shit is always shit and will always be shit and no matter how nice it feels your shit is never pretty…except the time I hadn’t taken a shit for a week and thought I was dying, when i finally unleashed the beast, it was a pretty heavenly experience, unlike these Barrymore pics but her ass is probably about as dumpy as mine. CUDDLES.

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