I am - Pink is a New Bikini of the Day

2007

Feb

I am – Pink is a New Bikini of the Day

I feel like I don’t see enough dudes in their bikinis. Maybe it’s because I don’t live near the beach, but it is probably because dudes don’t generally wear bikinis except when they make their careers playing a masculine, lesbionic chick singer and are forced to maintain their act.

I don’t really know what I am talking about, my site has been down all day and I’ve been panic over this site sucking dick and crashing every 15 minutes. I don’t know how to fix this shit…but on the positive side of the things there’s a local news report on cheerleaders trying out and it’s balanced out the homosexual post even though you didn’t get to see the tight pants and bouncing tits I just did.

I tried zooming into her crotch hoping for a testicle slip but her stupid red pants got in the way you’ll just have to focus on her pecs, cuz if he’s dressed like a girl it’s not faggot to jerk off to him… That’s what my foster father always told me while dressing me up in little summer dresses when I was 10. He was a presbyterian, one of the weirder religions. Maybe he’s the reason I am the way I am…