Here are some pics of Lohan on her way to stripper class wearing the dumpiest pair of jeans I have ever seen on a woman. She reminds me of the Walmart clerk who was giving me the sex eyes when I was buying a box of condoms, a roll of duct tape, some rope, a Kenny G CD, an electric drill and 14 pairs of women’s panties of varying sizes a few years ago. I was only doing it as a joke because I was convinced someone would call the cops, but they didn’t….it was before I found the internet and fucking with people was so much more labor intensive….

Either way, Lohan’s jeans may have cost her more than my apartment costs in rent for 6 months, but if I ever got to a strip club and a bitch wearing that elemantary school teacher with 8 kids at home look, I’d totally take her for a lap dance, because I take what I can get, even when it comes to strippers. I think I may be the only person who has been turned down for strippers even after waving crumpled up, shit stained 5 dollar bills in front of their faces…

I can’t help but tell myself that this slut is wearing some sexy lingerie under these pant, but I realize that’s just fantasy talking. It happens sometimes…

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