Everyone loves Jessica Biel, even though her shoulders are bigger than your dads, that is if you have a dad, I always took you as more of a guy who was from a single parent home and that’s why your mom still does your laundry for you and you’re thirty. Why go out there and find a new woman to marry when mommy is all the wife you can handle and he doesn’t give you a hard time when she catches you watching porn in your basement bedroom apartment she set up for you.

I know I am pretty repetitive with this shit, but I guess it’s a lot like your daily life, everyday the same thing over and over and over…but at least there is always food on the table.

These paparazzi pieces of shit are insane with their flashbulbs that make shirts transparent, I am not complaining it makes for good business, if this was actually a business, a man is allowed to dream, just like you are allowed to pretend you are cuppin’ these titties in your firm typing grip hand…CUDDLES.

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